People of WalMart! Where?

Got an email from a friend the other day with some new pics of those ever evolving WalMart folks and thought I’d share some with ya’ll. I don’t know, maybe I don’t want to know where these people,( and I’m givin’ the benefit of the doubt here), reside. On the other hand maybe it would be good to know where they are so as to avoid those WalMarts like the plague. The title of the email was ‘Walmartians’. I like that as it gives them they’re on identity, like creatures from the planet Wal. Kinda like those folks we always heard about when we were kids or saw in some of the movies at the Saturday afternoon matinee from the ‘Angry Red Planet’, Martians.

Personal Note;
While I was still working the stressful life in Management, I often thought that when I retired a part time position as a WalMart Greeter would be nice. No worries, no stress. Just cordially greet folks as they come in the door and try to put a little smile on their face.

NO WAY JOSE’

OK let’s start off with the ‘Fashionistas’ those folks who ‘Dance to a different Drummer’. First up we have ‘Rainbow Man’, who seems to have sunlight emanating from his choice of garb.

Next up is a few Babes (I’m really goin’ out on a limb here), that you just have to draw your own conclusions about.

What the F**K?

 

This last one was arrested for drinkin’ out of the toilet a little while later.

And the Queen of the fashionistas,

Can’t tell whether this is a dress or just high waisted shorts. This is NOT somethin’ I’ll be lookin’ forward to in my senior years.

 

Next up the ‘Breeders’ of the species!

 

Just plain scary.

 

I don’t think so!

 

I’d feel luckier holdin’ an iron rod over my head in a thunderstorm!

 

Then we have the ‘Sports Nuts’, beefin’ up fer’ the ‘WalMart Bobsled Team’.

 

 

Up next is one who neglected to change into his ‘Non-descript’ earth clothes. Must not have good magazines on Wal.

 

‘Beam me up Scotty’

 

OK only a couple left. This one is for Nellie over at Diary of a Midlife Cruiser. You were talkin’ about the ‘Bloated Buddha Belly’ your supposed to be sportin’ these days, Well girl you aint’ got nothin’ on this one.

 

Hey maybe those are a pair of spare bobbies? That’s neat. Or is it a case of serious ‘Front Butt’?

And for Blogma Donna of Cave Dwellings, I want you to be please careful when you’re out there on you’re ‘Combat Food Retrieval’ missions cause this thing looks like it could ‘Kick you’re Butt’.

Scary!! Looks like ‘WWF Monday Night Raw’ gone to WalMart.

 

Well that’s all the other species photos I’m gonna burden ya’ with today. I didn’t even get into the hairdressers of ‘Planet Wal’, you lucky people.

Oh yeah. Fer’ Wayne & Maureen over at Wayne’s RV Travel, this is the ‘ONE’ vehicle that coulda’ transported them all here.

 

REMEMBER

What Has Been Seen, Can Not be Unseen!

 

On a couple of other notes I’m still waitin’ on all the goodies I ordered to arrive, so’s I can go to installin’ our new power generation station.

 

I’d like to welcome a couple of new followers to the blog. Lori & Dave from The Trailer Tales, The Good Luck Duck & philipsvnnh. I try to keep it real, I try to keep it interesting, occasionally I get it real interesting.

 

I’d also like to thank those who sent my girl ‘Birthday Greetings’ last week, as she hit the milestone of 62, Senior Pass, Social Security and all the discounts she can handle.

Well that all fer’ today. Hope to see ya down the road as we’re;

Dancin’ on the Wind.